Sat. March 31

It's almost April Fool's Day and that's certainly enough reason in clubland to jump the gun a bit. (And, technically speaking, if you're open past midnight, the event does take place on April 1.) Felt's got something called "The Fool's Party" on Saturday March 31 from 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. and there are two main hooks, according to Farah Casis, marketing manager: One is a "Strange Talent Contest," where the club is encouraging all "weird, bizarre, and interesting talent" to take a shot at a $1000 prize. Excluded from this competition will be a guy doing his own freak act, contortionist Turbo Tom. Turbo Tom, who is a physicist when he's not twisting himself into a pretzel and abusing himself with nails. The music mix is Top 40. mainstream, mash-up and rock,and your host is KISS-108's Jackson Blue. No cover,

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